| It's a typical day in this small Midwestern town. |  |
| Business as usual at the town's
diner. The radio plays oldies hits. A boy orders an after school
snack from the waitress.
Suddenly, "This is the Emergency Broadcast System! The devil has been spotted at the edge of town! I repeat, the devil has been spotted and is heading into town!!" |
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| Panic immediately ensues as the terrified townspeople flee. They leave any way they can...out the windows, overturning tables and making a mess. |  |
| The boy is all alone in the diner, stricken with fear as the sun is blotted from the sky. |  |
| A eerie green fog creeps in under
the door as the devil enters the town.
(Not shown) The Devil enters the restaurant, looking for the little boy. The boy has hidden under the lunch counter. |
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| (Here is the ending that I made
up.)
Of course, the devil finds him and drags him out to take him away to hell. The only weapon the boy has been able to grab is a box of cake mix he found under the counter. |
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| The boy brandishes the box of cake mix at the devil. Hooray, it is a box of Angel's Food Cake! |  |
| The devil reacts to the sight of
the cake mix.
The inherent goodness of the angel food cake mix is too much for the devil to stand. He screams and shrivels into a wisp of smoke as he returns to the abyss. Without his prey. |
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